funny sayings 2011 09 01 about doctor,thinking,wife,money,life
After looking at the bill for my operation, I understand why the doctors wear masks in the operating room.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Software isn’t released, it’s allowed to escape.
If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.
In my house I’m the boss. My wife is just the decision maker.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
If a man smiles all the time he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
It’s not reality that’s important, but how you perceive things.
I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near the place.
End of funny sayings 2011 09 01 about doctor,thinking,wife,money,life, see you next week.
