funny sayings 2011 08 18 about life,lie,sex,peopel
Everyone leaves the world a little better – some by leaving.
A perfect method of adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large.
Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.
Life is an open door. It can be closed at any time, so don’t complain about the draught.
My mind not only wanders; sometimes it leaves completely!!!
What should you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
The truth is what is; what should be is a dirty lie.
Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you can get between the right man and the right woman.
Half the people you know are below average.
Why does mineral water that ‘has trickled through mountains for centuries’ have a ‘use by’ date?
Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we both were crazy about girls.
The one time a windshield wiper will work properly is when it’s holding a parking ticket.
End of funny sayings 2011 08 18 about life,lie,sex,peopel, see you next week.
