funny sayings 2011 08 10 about dog,money,animal,people
Nothing in the world is friendlier than a wet dog.
Anybody with money to burn will easily find someone to tend the fire.
I was so shocked when I was born that I didn’t talk for a year and half!
The chance of a piece of bread falling the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
I’d buy you a drink, but i’d be jealous of the straw.
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
I come from family where gravy is considered a beverage. — Erma Bombeck
If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to admit.
There are two types of people – those who divide people into two types, and those who don’t.
If there’s anything I can’t stand, it’s intolerance.
While having never invented a sin, I’m trying to perfect several.
I wrote my friend a letter with a highlighting pen, but he could not read it, he thought I was trying to show him certain parts of a piece of paper.
If you think something small can’t make a difference, try going to sleep with a mosquito in the room.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
end of funny sayings 2011 08 10 about dog,money,animal,people, see you next week.
