funny sayings 2011 07 21 about sex,kids,God,money,work
Sex is like air, it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.
Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.
Who are these kids and why are they calling me mom
In the beginning there was nothing. God said, “Let there be light!” And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better. — Ellen DeGeneres
Always take money from a Pessimist…They never expect it back…
Heart Attacks: God’s Revenge for Eating His Animal Friends.
All work and no play, will make you a manager.
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is.
Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.
end of funny sayings 2011 07 21 about sex,kids,God,money,work. See you next week.
