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funny sayings 2011 07 04 about men,jewelry,marriage,courage,teamwork,apple


I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.


Courage is being afraid but going on anyhow.


Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.


I don't have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of falling from heights.

Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.

Teamwork is essential – it allows you to blame someone else.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

School is like a lollipop. It sucks until it is gone.


An apple every eight hours will keep three doctors away.



end of funny sayings 2011 07 04 about men,jewelry,marriage,courage,teamwork,apple, see you next week.

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