funny sayings 2011 06 24 about death,art,children,sex
Death is nature's way of telling you it’s time to slow down.Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
Adorable children are considered to be the general property of the human race. Rude children belong to their mothers.
Sex is like a game of bridge: If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it’s not, mmmmmmm, boy.
If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.
