funny sayings 2011 06 20 about God,men,children,happiness
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
We all basically go back to being children in the dentist's chair.
Those who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do.
After 40 years of hard work, a man retired with $9,000,000, which he had gained through courage, diligence, initiative, skill, devotion to duty, thrift, efficiency, shrewd investment, and the death of an uncle who left him $8,999,999.50.
Don't worry too much about what people think, because they seldom do.
You have one choice.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "mommy, why does the girl wear white?" his mom replies, "the bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life." the boys thinks about this, and then says, "well then, why is the boy wearing black?…"
Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
end of funny sayings 2011 06 20 about God,men,children,happiness. See you next week.
