funny sayings 2011 06 09 about hell,dog,life,love,sex,earth
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.Weather forecast for tonight: Dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
I won't hesitate for a moment to avoid answering!
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for five minutes without moving. He said it was elevator practice.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Keep breathing. You never know when life just might be worth living again.
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
If you’re not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
Getting screwed while everybody else is getting laid.
Is a halfback more valuable than a quarterback?
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
end of funny sayings 2011 06 09 about hell,dog,life,love,sex,earth.
See you guys next week.
