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funny sayings 2011 05 04 about honesty, car, stupid, man

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

Never buy a car you can't push.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

I swear to make no promises I cannot keep.

You have one choice.

If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.

If I had known how successful I was going to be, I wouldn't have worked so hard when I was young!

This sentence contradicts itself -- no actually it doesn't.

Guys: No Shirt, No Service Gals: No Shirt, No Charge


==========end of funny sayings 2011 05 04 about honesty, car, stupid, man.
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