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funny sayings 2011 04 13 about dance, success, problem ,smoke, sex, stupid

If you are going to walk on thin ice you might as well dance.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.

If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs.

You don’t stand alone. I also stand alone!

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

The sex was so good even the neighbors had a cigarette.

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

Most people don't act stupid -- it's the real thing.

The best things in life aren't things.

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.


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