funny sayings 2011 03 30 about god, alcohol,kid
Beer – the reason I wake up every afternoon.Raising a kid is part joy and part guerrilla warfare.
The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.
You can't have everything….where would you put it?
You never truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them?
God must love stupid people, he made so many.
When I am sad, I sing, and then the world is sad with me.
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
I'm an atheist, thank God.
Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run- he hates that.
Reality is a hallucination brought on by lack of alcohol.
end of funny sayings 2011 03 30 about god, alcohol,kid.
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