funny sayings 2011 02 16 about lie,english,life,psychics
There are three kinds of lies: Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics.
Early to rise, and early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.
Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world’s population.
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers
Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.
I have something to say, but I don’t know what.
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.
If you think I’m a wimp, my wife will kick your ass.
