funny sayings 2010 12 08
* Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free.* The only job you start at the top is digging a hole.
* “The one time a windshield wiper will work properly is when it’s holding a parking ticket.” —Unknown
* know I’m paranoid, but am I paranoid enough? –Tom Clancy.
* A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience.
* I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t care.
* Before they made him they broke the mold.
* “School is like a lollipop. It sucks until it is gone.”—Ashley Salvati
* Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push.
* We found Jesus – he was behind the sofa all along.
