funny sayings 2010 06 18 p4
Who had deceived thee so often as thyself?
Content makes poor men rich; discontentment makes rich men poor.
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his. (During 1980 presidential campaign)
A benevolent man should allow a few faults in himself, to keep his friends in countenance.
When you become senile, you won't know it.
I wasn't always black... There was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
