funnysayings.us » funny sayings » funny sayings 2010 05 10 p3

funny sayings 2010 05 10 p3


My life's dream has been a perpetual nightmare.


Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.


And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?




The doctor of the future will give no medication, but will interest his patients in the care of the human frame, diet and in the cause and prevention of disease.



Eat not to dullness, drink not to elevation.

Whatever will satisfy hunger is good food.


Preserving health by too severe a rule is a wearisome malady.




Happiness lies, first of all, in health.


The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.



Share |

Who Voted for this Story

Comments

Written by frannyberry 484 days ago

FXohi4 bngtprdccevz, [url=http://qljkuytcxxhu.com/]qljkuytcxxhu[/url], [link=http://atqaabtgjbel.com/]atqaabtgjbel[/link], http://aqqfltarckxl.com/

Rating: 0   
+ -
Reply

Log in to comment or register here.

HangMan

Login

Username:

Password:

Remember:

Don't have an account?
Register here

Categories


Valid XHTML 1.0 Transitional Valid CSS!