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funny sayings 2010 05 10 p14


The reason dogs have so many friends is because they wag their tails instead of their tongues.


Dogs look up to you. Cats look down on you. Give me a pig. He just looks you in the eye and treats you like an equal.

The most incomprehensible thing about the universe is that it is comprehensible.

A time will come when men will stretch out their eyes. They should see planets like our Earth.

Lie on your back and look at the stars.

The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination, but the combination is locked up in the safe.

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