funny sayings 2010 05 09 p1
I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
Tis not knowing much, but what is useful, that makes a wise man.
Since I gave up hope, I feel much better.
When people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
It's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
If something's hard, then it's not worth doing.
