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funny sayings 2009 12 27 about women

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.

How can I possibly dislike a sex to which Your Majesty belongs? (on Queen Victoria's suggestion that he disliked women)

From 30 feet away she looked like a lot of class. From 10 feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away.

They are so afraid we shall break down, and you know the reputation of the college is at stake, for the question is, can girls get a college degree without injuring their health.

There are three roads to ruin; women, gambling, and technicians. The most pleasant is with women, the quickest is with gambling, but the surest is with technicians.

Why is it men are permitted to be obsessed about their work, but women are only permitted to be obsessed about men?
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