funnysayings.us » funny sayings » funny sayings 2009 12 24 about women

funny sayings 2009 12 24 about women

If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.


The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison.

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end.' Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.
Share |

Who Voted for this Story

Comments

Written by frannyberry 484 days ago

jW3x9I mjyrossezwzz, [url=http://xrkejjvrlrcp.com/]xrkejjvrlrcp[/url], [link=http://jfpbrtrfxidg.com/]jfpbrtrfxidg[/link], http://nctbqwmplrxs.com/

Rating: 0   
+ -
Reply

Log in to comment or register here.

HangMan

Login

Username:

Password:

Remember:

Don't have an account?
Register here

Categories


Valid XHTML 1.0 Transitional Valid CSS!