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funny sayings 2009 12 21 about women

My understanding of women goes only as far as the pleasures. (Alfie, 1966)


Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own one. (Mississippi, 1935)

No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.
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