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funny sayings 2009 12 20 about women

Cosmetics is a boon to every woman, but a girl's best friend is still a nearsighted man.

A woman can smell mink through six inches of lead.

The soundtrack to 'Indecent Exposure' is a romantic mix of music that I know most women love to hear, so I never keep it far from me when women are nearby.

Women want to be treated as equals, not sequels

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.

Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.
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