funny sayings 2009 12 18 about women
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, "You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms."
The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain.
Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman.
Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.
