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funny sayings 2009 11 28

Hit the ball over the fence and you can take your time going around the bases.

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown into innings.

After I hit a home run I had a habit of running the bases with my head down. I figured the pitcher already felt bad enough without me showing him up rounding the bases.

Aw, how could he (Jorge Orta) lose the ball in the sun, he's from Mexico.

All I want is for my case to be heard before an impractical decision-maker.


I'd rather hit than have sex.

Buy a steak for a player on another club after the game, but don't even speak to him on the field. Get out there and beat them to death.

Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill.

Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third.
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