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funny sayings 2009 11 21

A man who correctly guesses a woman's age may be smart, but he's not very bright.

That's the thing about Mother Nature, she really doesn't care what economic bracket you're in.

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer.

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, "Get the hell off my property."


People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.


Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.

Often it is fatal to live too long.
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