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funny sayings 2009 11 06

The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.


If the relationship of father to son could really be reduced to biology, the whole earth would blaze with the glory of fathers and sons.


My father hated radio and he could not wait for television to be invented so that he could hate that too.

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
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