funny sayings 2009 11 05
A woman is like a tea bag - you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water.To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning but to a man it is the beginning of the end.
I like my whisky old and my women young.
The body of a young woman is God's greatest achievement. Of course He could have made it to last longer, but you can't have everything.
I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.
Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women.
