funny sayings 2009 11 04
I think a relationship is like a shark.It has to constantly move forward or it dies.
Well, what we have on our hands here is a dead shark.
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget is once.
A man in love is incomplete until he has married,
then he is finished.
Sometime when you least expect it,
Love will tap you on the shoulder...
and ask you to move out of the way because it still isn't your turn.
