funny sayings 2009 10 31
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage.We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner,
soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
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Acting is not very hard.
The most important things are to be able to
laugh and cry.
If I have to cry,
I think of my sex life.
And if I have to laugh,
well, I think of my sex life.
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Why did Nature create man?
Was it to show that
she is big enough to make mistakes,
or was it pure ignorance?
