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funny sayings 2009 10 22

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

I am the emperor, and I want dumplings.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.


I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.

A diplomat is man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age.
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