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funny sayings 2009 10 18

You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald spot.

When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.

I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

A blind man in a dark room - looking for a black hat - which isn't there.
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