funny sayings 2009 10 18
You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald spot.When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.
I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
A blind man in a dark room - looking for a black hat - which isn't there.