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funny sayings 2009 10 15

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No'.


I'm not afraid of dying, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Marriage is an institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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