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funny sayings 2009 10 12 part III

An alarm clock is a device that wakes you up just in time to go back to sleep.

Getting out of jury duty is easy.
The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.


Procrastination gives you something to look forward to.



I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Marriage is like PI - natural, irrational, and very important.

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