funny sayings 2009 10 12 part II
A gas station is a place where you sometimes fill the car, but more often drain the kids.Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink.
I want a man who's kind and understanding.
Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
Do you know why they call it 'PMS'?
Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
