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funny sayings 2009 10 08 part I

I just broke up with someone and she said to me "You'll never find anyone like me again!"
I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."



I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.



Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.


“Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.”

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