funny sayings 2009 09 25 part III
Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon...smart too late.
You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.
As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.
