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funny sayings 2009 09 23

Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.


The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window.

The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.

Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software.
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