funny sayings 2009 09 20
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.Big news on CNN, a search has uncovered illegal biochemical agents, toxins and other dangerous substances. Not in Iraq, in Rush Limbaugh's medicine cabinet.
The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
Britain has invented a new missile. It's called the civil servant - it doesn't work and it can't be fired.
