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funny sayings 2009 09 19

When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.

I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark.


I'm trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep.

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.

A good novel tells us the truth about it's hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
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