funny myspace sayings 2010 06 09 p5
Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.
E. B. White
Have you ever noticed how nothing is impossible for those who don’t have to do it?
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
Rodney Dangerfield
I drink no more than a sponge.
Francis Rabelais
They who drink beer will think beer.
Washington Irving