funny msn sayings 2010 06 03 p3
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.
Hallmark Card: "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here."
