funny man sayings 2010 11 22
“Okay, so God made man first, but doesn’t everyone make a rough draft before they make a masterpiece?”—Courtney Huston
A gentleman is a patient wolf.
Never call a man a fool. Borrow from him.
A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.
OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO
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“I occasionally get birthday cards from fans. But it’s often the same message: They hope it’s my last.” —Al Forman (former MLB umpire)
God must love stupid people, he made so many.
Unix is user friendly – it’s just picky about it’s friends.
Anyone who always tells the truth is a big liar.
The only attitude I trust is skepticism.
I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.
the end. funny man sayings 2010 11 22.
