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funny holiday sayings 2010 04 26 p4


Like ornaments, thoughts of special people brighten the season and warm our hearts.

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits.


Marry an orphan: you’ll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.


No self-respecting mother would run out of intimidations on the eve of a major holiday.
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