funny facebook sayings 2010 05 05
47% of all statistics are worthless
- Including 100% of this one.
A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.
Unless you drop it while you’re doing it, and burn yourself and your whole house down.
A bargain is something you do not need at a price you can’t resist.
- Send this one to your mother if she’s on your Facebook list!
A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two-tired.
- This joke is colddddd! Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they smell funny!
A bird doesn’t sing because it has an answer – it sings because it has a song.
- And a cat yells when it eats a bird.
A banker is someone who will lend you an umbrella when the sun is shining, and who asks for it back when it start to rain.
- A banker can easily be described by changing one letter of his name.
668: The Neighbour of the Beast.
- Who lives at 69 then?
