funny dog sayings 2010 07 27
What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog. ~Dwight D. Eisenhower
I bought a dog the other day...I named him Stay. It's fun to call him...'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!' He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He's an East German Shepherd. ~Steven Wright
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. ~Corey Ford
You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that! ~Dave Barry
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. ~Rita Rudner
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. ~Andy Rooney
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. ~Andy Rooney
