funny cute sayings 2010 01 15
Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.No guy is worth your tears & the ones who are won’t make you cry.
Grandparents, so easy to operate even a child can do it.
A bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at the office!
When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh," it's already too late.
Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
A bird in the hand makes blowing the nose difficult.
You're as cute as a button!
I smile because most often I don't know what the heck is going on?
Computerized dating can save a lot of guesswork - but so can a bikini.
Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debating.
A 3-year old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
Friends are like bras, they're close to your heart and there for support.
The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
Oh crap! You're going to try and cheer me up, aren't you?
