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funny computer sayings 2010 03 24 p3

No, you cannot dial 911, I’m downloading my mail!!!

The only truly secure computer is one buried in concrete, with the power turned off and the network cable cut.

Imagine a school with children that can read or write, but with teachers who cannot, and you have a metaphor of the Information Age in which we live.

The web is a dominatrix. Every where I turn, I see little buttons ordering me to Submit.

Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there’s Google.

IRC is just multiplayer notepad.


E-mail — When it absolutely, positively has to get lost at the speed of light.


Will the information superhighway have any rest stops?


What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.
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