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funny cartoon sayings 2010 06 01 p6


The word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’
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When all else fails. Follow instructions.



Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.


I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

In Los Angeles they don't throw out their garbage away. They make it into television shows.


Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills . . . Making the last car payment.

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
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