funny cartoon sayings 2010 06 01 p4
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk,
my first instinct is to laugh.
But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me.
Then it wouldn’t seem quite so funny.
- Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts
You know you are getting old when you think you should drive the speed limit.
I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy teenagers?
My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from many, it's research.
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