funny birthday sayings 2010 01 22
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.”
“for all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.”
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage.”
One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell that would tell anything.– Oscar Wilde
“Don’t let ageing get you down. It’s too hard to get back up.”
“As you grow old, you lose interest in sex, your friends drift away and your children often ignore you. There are other advantages of course, but these are the outstanding ones.”
I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
“Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.”
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
