funny baseball sayings 2010 05 03 p3
People ask me what I do in winter when there’s no baseball. I’ll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.
The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round.
Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up.
Baseball is a fun game. It beats working for a living.
A baseball fan has the digestive apparatus of a billy goat. He can, and does, devour any set of diamond statistics with insatiable appetite and then nuzzles hungrily for more.